How to prove they didn’t spontaneously combust?
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Of those options- I’d lean to insurance fraud.
They’re a huge depreciating asset that no one wants to buy.
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Fuggin L!
I saw a video today that was supposedly a recording of Mosk crying to Tramp over Tesla tanking, with Tramp reassuring him that the stock will rebound and all will be okay. Maybe it was real!
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Huh.
Yeah.
That would be… terrible…
Especially with a handful of table salt.
Just terrible.
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I store my kitchen knives on a magnetic strip, attached to a wall.
Over time, these knives (stainless steel for a given value of “stainless”) have all become magnetized. My 9" chef’s knife which has the most blade-metal is very magnetic. I can pick up metal bottle tops, paper clips, staples, just by waving that knife over them.
It’s weird though that your Dansk knives, which I am guessing you purchased new, are magnetic. They may have gotten magnetized during manufacture (?):
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From what I’ve seen, they’d probably go straight through this flimsy excuse for a MadMaxicle.
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it has been reported that magnets can cause the rust-inhibiting properties (?) of ferric stainless steel to be compromised.
carrying around an assortment of small, neodymium button magnets to surreptitiously toss over one’s shoulder in the direction of an offensive swasticar - out of range of the onboard cameras - could be both damaging to the wankpanzer and also satisfying in acting upon one’s civic responsibility being upheld.
ETA: seems i owe frosty beverages to @sqlrob , @FGD135 (and perhaps others).
seems the tiny-yet-powerful magnet idea is popular!
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Oh, sorry, meant to copy that phrase rather than quote it.
No particular reason.
Was simply curious.
Turns out they are fairly inexpensive.
I’ll be on my way now, occifer.
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I think I’m gonna do the magnet idea… though the Cybertruck was painted so I’m not sure it would help in that case. Believe it or not, I ran across a SECOND parked Cybertruck today (what are the odds?), this one unpainted… but it actually had a passenger still sitting inside it, so once again my plans to try anything were thwarted. 
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This… is interesting… I mean, for AI (Grok on Xitter)…
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I’d say that he can’t be this stupid; but clearly he can.
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Wait what–
… On October 7, 1940, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police arrested members of Technocracy Incorporated, charging them with belonging to an illegal organization. One of the arrested was Joshua Norman Haldeman, a Regina chiropractor, former director of Technocracy Incorporated, and the maternal grandfather of Elon Musk.[38][39] …
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I love that thread!
and another commenter:
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Still. I’m jealous of that cabin.
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Maybe he has a ton of stuff running off the same 50A supply. I bet that cabin is running heaters in every room.
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