Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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Personally campaigning, millions of dollars and calling it vital for western civilization for the republican to win the Wisconsin Supreme Court seat. And crushed in the election. Republican hopes to continue to gerrymander the state have been crushed.

Musk has become the kiss of death for candidates. May his slide be steep and deep.

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Well…he couldn’t buy this election. I’m pretty sure he helped buy the one in November.

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How is losing an election you tried to buy a “positional gain”? Spending a cybertruckload of cash to lose Wisconsin puts him in a position to, uh…

There you go. Even when he lays his strategy right out in the open, I can’t follow. Maybe if The Musk dialed his game back a dimension or two. But that’s why I’m not the richest man in the world.

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I’ll celebrate every little win I can :woman_shrugging:

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And the day has only just started.

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The Dow is down almost 200 points.

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https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/02/republicans-florida-special-wisconsin-supreme-court-midterms-029963

““I’m honestly shocked. I thought we had it in the bag,” said Pam Van Handel, chair of the Republican Party of Wisconsin’s Outagamie County. “I thought [Musk] was going to be an asset for this race. People love Trump, but maybe they don’t love everybody he supports. Maybe I have blinders on.”

Rohn Bishop, the mayor of Waupun, Wisconsin, and former chair of the Republican Party of Fond du Lac County, admitted that the race “throws up a bunch of warning signs for the midterm election.””

Elon - it’s okay if you want to slip into your K-hole long term. Go right ahead.

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Yeah, I think this may be the answer. You live in the information silo where Elno is a national treasure and Il Douche is the Promised Savior. When in fact, a majority would love to be rid of both.

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Thank fuck; finally a bit of good news.

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Social Security Website Crashes as DOGE-Linked Disruption at the Agency Continues

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Bring it on!

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.J. Hybben, with the State Federation of Wisconsin College Republicans, admitted that the “results” weren’t “great,” but said, “I don’t think Elon hurt.”

Instead, he blamed the Democratic advantage in special elections, owing to a more highly educated base that is more likely to show up to the polls in off-years.

Yeah, maybe “not enough ignorant people voted” isn’t as good a point as it sounded in your head

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Makes me think that classic joke should have its punch line updated from “the Aristocrats” to “the Americans”.

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