Thatâs a shame, Elmo.
Solid state batteries with much longer range, much shorter charging time and much less environmental impact?
By a company that actually knows how to make excellent cars and supports its customers? To market in a year?
Short Tesla; theyâre toast.
Musk is a marketer.
You can tell thatâs not real. Itâd be a factor of 10 higher, at least if it came from Tesla.
Technically, Casey Jones was an engineer. Just not that kind of engineer.
Itâs from The Onion
I thought it was someone printing âadsâ to put on cybertrucks
But I thought Space was the one place not corrupted by capitalism.
Cyberhearse?
The $100,000 truck comes with a âWade Modeâ that increases the ride height and protects the battery from water, however it is only accessible through the off-road mode â which is not protected by Teslaâs warranty.
Gee, I wonder whyâŚ
Thatâs not a hearse?!
Eventually, his name will enter into the lexicon as a âcertifiedâ pejorative, such as âBenedict Arnoldâ and âQuislingâ.