Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Scummy Two Hats is mad.

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The Mad Double Hatter

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Donny Two Scoops and Musky Two Hats, what a bunch of buffoons the current WH admin is.

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And @Nick_Warr

Someone in the Gizmodo replies called him Donny 2 Dolls. It has a Mafiaesque ring to it.

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Make it hurt more?

2scoop2doll

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That’s too bad. That’s the only thing that will save Tesla now. That, and stripping Musk of all his shares.

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Thank goodness I stocked up…

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With Tesla, for example, Musk has become infamous for randomly sticking his oar in and making arbitrary decisions about everything from business strategy, vehicle design (e.g. the cybertruck), and even the design of particular vehicle parts (to their detriment) and everyone has to cater to his whims. (Which is why SpaceX reportedly has a team devoted to managing him, to keep him from disrupting the business in that way.) It’s not that he is consistently or even meaningfully engaged in the general running of the businesses (at any level), it’s that he feels the need to have input on (select) issues deep within the functioning of the companies that normal CEOs usually know better than to interfere in. So he’s “deeply” involved in that way, at least.

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So it is true then?

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He’d probably have more time to run his 5 companies if he stopped cutting his own hair. Also if he took the untested neura-link out of his skull.

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that’s why he’s wearing two hats.

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verschwoerer

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