Elon Musk Destroys Everything

President 2028!

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Musk’s SpaceX town in Texas warns residents they may lose right to ‘continue using’ their property

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Huh, I missed where they were offered nice new property as compensation, since Musk could buy everyone in the town a mansion and it would still cost him less than one of his Nazi tweets.

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Hope they are happy with their vote.

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As Elon Musk became one of Donald J. Trump’s closest allies last year, leading raucous rallies and donating about $275 million to help him win the presidency, he was also using drugs far more intensely than previously known, according to people familiar with his activities.

Mr. Musk’s drug consumption went well beyond occasional use. He told people he was taking so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that it was affecting his bladder, a known effect of chronic use. He took Ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms. And he traveled with a daily medication box that held about 20 pills, including ones with the markings of the stimulant Adderall, according to a photo of the box and people who have seen it.
Sounds like a problem! There are some obvious points to be made here about security clearances and low level staffers who panic about the “did you ever try marijuana” quuestion, but maybe we can just ponder this for the moment.
Starting out as “a little bit of fun” he said his 20-year addiction nearly killed him.

“It feels like someone’s setting fire to your insides,” he said.

Because of the impact on his bladder, he said he had ended up sleeping in the bath to be closer to the toilet.

“As soon as I fell asleep I’d be back up again to go to the toilet so there was just no sleep involved,” he said.

“I’ve had to lie in the bath and try to get a couple of hours before I’m back up again to go to the toilet because my bladder was so shrunken.”
I wonder if Stephen was familiar with Musk’s activities.

—I don’t believe it. He peed in the tub and wallowed in his own filth.

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It sounds like a desperate PR effort to save his ugly face.

https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/musk-aiming-send-uncrewed-starship-mars-by-end-2026-2025-05-30/

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“…the tech billionaire said meeting the schedule depended on overcoming technical challenges…”

That’s exactly the issue with my home fusion generator!

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It just shows that sometimes people really are brought together romantically by shared values - in this case, being racist pieces of absolute garbage. Soulmates! (The soul in question being that of a decaying Nazi vampire.)

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Wow…

Imagine being married to the worst man in the world, but then meeting someone somehow worse but far richer, and deciding to hook up with him? Could it just be because the muskrat has a head of (transplanted) hair?

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  • See honey, a blindfolded donkey will serve us some coffee.

  • I bet you were rooting against it, don’t you Alice?

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Fullfilling the dream of millions.

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