Elon Musk Destroys Everything

(Checks 2025 bingo cards.)

(Sets all the bingo cards outside, lights them on fire.)

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Gosh!

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Tech billionaires read somewhere that Steve Jobs would used LSD and that it unlocked his creative mind. So if they were to stuff themselves with industrial quantities of some psychotropic stuff, they would be even more brilliant.

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His five year old kid didn’t tag his eye. He has bruises on his lip too.

He face planted. Maybe due to how drugged up he was. Like in that vid.

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I find the fact that his impulse was to claim his five year old beat him that hard so weird.

Does he just reflexively blame the child because he figures the child can’t be punished? Does he reflexively blame the child because it’s a child? Does he kind of know he did something to the kid that would justify that and this is his shame manifesting? Does he think it makes him look like a good parent? So many questions.

Literally would have been better to lie and say he fell doing sports or exercise but he went with ā€œmy five year old beat me upā€ which is just fucking weird even for pedo guy musk.

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Even if it’s true, telling his kid to punch him in the face sounds like something someone would only do if they are high AF. The only ā€œrationalā€ explanations are I was high and fucked up my face and feel the need to lie about it or I was high while watching my kid.

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The thing about psychedelics is that they can often enforce one’s views. For example Fredrick Brennan was on shrooms when he came up with 8chan. He got better.

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Set and setting.

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The other thing though is that nobody is sure that Elon was on drugs because he’s already so stupid and impulsive and erratic that it’s impossible to tell whether he’s high or tired or cranky or normal, which means that unless someone is planning to arrest him for illegal drug use it doesn’t really matter, he should be treated just the same as if he were high all the time anyway.

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Yup, that’s exactly how this works.

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So, How can you explain this?

Bad trip, perhaps?

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I rest my case.

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Yeeee-ouch that is quite the comment thread there at the link.

Thanks for posting. It’s pretty much what I thought was running in the background.

I hate this timeline so much.

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https://www.courthousenews.com/dc-circuit-shuts-down-texas-probe-over-media-matters-roast-of-elon-musk/

DC Circuit shuts down Texas probe over Media Matters roast of Elon Musk

A D.C. Circuit panel found there was ā€œuncontested evidenceā€ that Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton retaliated against Media Matters for its reporting on Elon Musk’s social media site X.

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Entirely on-brand.

It’s a good moment when this kind of behavior (whether it’s from Paxton or from :tangerine: :clown_face: ) gets real pushback from [what’s left of] our legal institutions. Which, uh, is something Paxton is a part of in Texas. Like, at the tippy-top of, as state AG.

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Just what comes to mind…

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& @chenille: He has so many emotional and mental issues, I’m sure he’s self-medicating. If one isn’t in sound mental and emotional states, he could get pretty weird (keeping in mind what must be his usual level of weirdness must be). And shrooms can be fun…or they used to be. I’ve never done Ketamine or Ecstasy though. They came out AFTER I quit doing all street drugs except cannabis, and that’s legal now. But I was able to function and enjoy being on mescaline and mushrooms. Then again, all I want to do is laugh and see pretty sparkly versions of what’s around me, not fucking do whatever the hell his goal is.

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Being unreservedly acknowledged as The Solar Imperator.

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Or the little boy that Daddy loves best. But probably both.

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