Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Wait, is Musk saying that people having been photographing him on the toilet? Or does he not even remember that normal peeing happens in private?

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2023:

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Nole Skum

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My “I have a fully functioning bladder that hasn’t been shriveled to the size of a grape by rampant ketamine abuse” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my t-shirt.

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Sounds familiar.

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(mute first if you like your ears)

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The black eye is a nice touch.

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Sawdust?

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Might as well be. I haven’t seen weed that shitty since I was a teenager.

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Musk’s smog-belching Colossus datacenter slammed by civil rights group

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Any pot in a storm?

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yeah… after the brick busted up and floated ashore. that’s sea-weed. square grouper. gonna have to shake the sand outta that beach bud.

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Wonder how that goes over with the folks who voted for this farce?

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