Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Mars? So’s this:

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Total Recall featured a privately owned Mars colony, an angular self-driving taxi, neural implants, a raised maglev train, a boring machine, a lot of speculation over whether what was happening is a simulation, and a three-breasted prostitute. It’s actually kind of weird Musk isn’t constantly obsessing over the last one too.

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Now I kind of wanna see Musk get sidetracked into conspiracy theories about psychic conjoined twins.

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Quato to Musk: “You are what you do. QED, you are shit.”

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And the thing is, Elon’s not even wrong here.

The real question is, why the fuck was he supporting Trump in the first place, hmm?

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He opposes the bill because it does not cut enough “entitlements” for the public, not because it “hurts workers”… he wants more cuts so he can benefit. He believed Trump would but “entitlements” to the bone in order to funnel money to him and his companies… there is not enough of that for him.

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A sinking ship. Anyone working there would be well advised to start looking elsewhere.

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Ha Ha hahahaha Haaaa (wheeze) hahahahaha might?

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“The Wizard of Oz Is Back Behind the Curtain, but the Magic Might Be Gone” :roll_eyes:

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“Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame! And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth,” he wrote.

A few hours later he went further, declaring on X that if the “insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.”

“Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE,” he wrote.

You’re sounding pretty weak. If you had juice; you’d have stopped it.

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His investors, shaking their collective, about to explode, head. I’ll bet there was near zero action in Vegas on Musk’s next flex. Like wagering on the Sun not coming up tomorrow.

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And full of shit. He doesn’t want ALL people to have a VOICE, not with Xitter now being a White Nationalist Reading Room.

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… before heading to Mars.

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(Not sure what Mosk is saying to cut – all of his subsidies?)

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I am working hard at never parsing stupid shit said by rich people to make it make sense. It’s something we should have learned from the current president in the US and how the media pandered by converting his weird rants into something that someone who knew what they were talking about might have said.

He’s having a social media fight. He talks shit.

Ed Zitron’s last newsletter was pretty harsh on people interpreting the radioactive bullshit that the likes of Sam Altman spew. These people never make sense to begin with, and they continue not making sense non-stop.

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