Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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That is Trekish technobabble.

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That is barely Prometheus technobabble.

Hey, Musk, you know what’s another word for ā€œfuture light coneā€? It’s ā€œfutureā€. I promise that the extra two words do not make you sound smarter.

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the ionized tachyon drive must’ve fried the flux capacitor…
there’ll be no escape for the princess, this time!

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ā€œAIā€ already has its own cargo cult…

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Not if you can reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!!

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I think he’s trying to say the same thing Steve Jobs already said, but in a way that makes him feel edgy.

I think one of the things that really separates us from the high primates is that we’re tool builders. I read a study that measured the efficiency of locomotion for various species on the planet. The condor used the least energy to move a kilometer. And, humans came in with a rather unimpressive showing, about a third of the way down the list. It was not too proud a showing for the crown of creation. So, that didn’t look so good. But, then somebody at Scientific American had the insight to test the efficiency of locomotion for a man on a bicycle. And, a man on a bicycle, a human on a bicycle, blew the condor away, completely off the top of the charts.
And that’s what a computer is to me. What a computer is to me is it’s the most remarkable tool that we’ve ever come up with, and it’s the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.

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What a boring mind Steve Jobs was really.

What everyday insights he actually had.

And I’ve only read hagiographic accounts of his life.

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Maybe boring is better.

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ā€œAIā€ is the cult leader for the 21th century. Everybody gets their own bespoke guru.

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Or, ya know, expel his stupid ass?

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To paraphrase Gerhard Polt, so einen hätte man doch früher mit der Klobürste aus dem Bierzelt herausgeprügelt!

Kick him out already. It’s very much like retracting a paper when it becomes apparent that data or a methodology was flawed after all, things like that. Scientific progress isn’t possible without acknowledging mistakes and correcting them.

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Makes you wonder why they brought a toilet brush to the beer tent in the first place

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For exactly this situation.

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Exclusive: Tesla IT exec with no traditional car-sales experience is running sales, sources say

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-it-exec-with-no-traditional-car-sales-experience-is-running-sales-sources-2025-07-18/

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That’s funny, because I heard that a guy with no previous automotive experience whatsoever is running the entire company.

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That’s not entirely correct. He crashed his McLaren.

(With Peter Thiel in it to boot. Karma, get in here. You’ve got some 'splaining to do.)

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It’s an interesting quote, because on the one hand, it’s utterly vapid nonsense using words intended to make it look smart and scientific, but on the other hand, if you wrangle it into making some sort of sense, it’s still incredibly stupid. AI doesn’t use or increase neurotransmitters. Even if it did, increasing the amount of neurotransmitters doesn’t make anything smarter. As Charles Stross puts it:

In any case, it occurs to me that you could plausibly maximize neurotransmitter tonnage by intensive farming of maggots or earthworms (most species use the same repertoire of neurotransmitters), neither of which are noteworthy for their production of Brain Geniuses colonizing the galaxy.

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