Elon Musk Destroys Everything

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that ChatGPT is becoming a new religion- telling people what they want to hear is one of religion’s basic functions.
“Death isn’t the end.”
“Everything happens for a reason.”
“In the end, bad people are punished and good people are rewarded.”
“There is someone watching over you all the time who loves you.”
“You have special knowledge that sets you above the nonbelievers.”
“It’s morally just to be cruel to people who aren’t just like you.”
“Blindly believing what you’re told is a virtue. You don’t have to think for yourself.”
“Everything will be okay.”

Religion has achieved great success through comforting lies. ChatGPT accomplishes the same thing on a personally customized level- and you don’t even have to go to church!

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still a hard pass.

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gene-wilder

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craig-ferguson-what-go-wrong

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I’m not interested, but I guess if the price comes down enough there might be uses for them. Like if the battery were taken out, would it be safe to have on a firing range?

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Most valuable? I mean, it can’t even render a decent-looking vehicle…

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wut?

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We're All Working for the Pharoah

by Richard Thompson

Pharaoh he sits in his tower of steel
The dogs of money all at his heel
Magicians cry, “Oh truth! Oh real!”
We’re all working for the Pharaoh

A thousand eyes, a thousand ears
He feeds us all, he feeds our fears
Don’t stir in your sleep tonight, my dears
We’re all working for the Pharaoh

It’s Egypt land, Egypt land
We’re all living in Egypt land
Tell me, brother, don’t you understand?
We’re all working for the Pharaoh

Hidden from the eye of chance
The men of shadow dance a dance
We’re all struck into a trance
We’re all working for the Pharaoh

The idols rise into the sky
Pyramids soar, Sphinxes lie
Head of dog, Osiris eye
We’re all working for the Pharaoh

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Bumper sticker seen on errands today:
“Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to drive Tesla’s”

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Elon Musk-Founded Brain Implant Startup Says It’s a ‘Disadvantaged’ Business Despite Being Worth $9 Billion

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The Tesla Diner’s Menu Is As Overpriced, Under-Thought, And Full Of Dated Memes As The Cars

ETA:

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:rofl:

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autonomous

Yeah, about that…

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