Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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Welp, they managed to mess up T-Mobile today. My network went down about 30 minutes ago, and I found a bunch of Starlink/T-Mobile news articles on the subject. They’re making it really difficult to boycott companies. First I was looking for Yahoo and Gmail alternatives, and now the list might have to expand to cellular and ISPs.

:woman_facepalming:t5:

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As always, it’s ā€œlet’s take something wonderful that was wonderful specifically because of how it fostered human creativity in a unique way and fuck it all up to make some AI bros wealthierā€.

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An episode of Star Trek was playing on the giant drive-in movie screens

Why do I have the distinct feeling that they didn’t get any of the necessary licenses for this?

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Necessary licenses are woke! /s

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Oh man that was a hilarious read. The story wrote itself. No need for the reporter to go to extreme measures.

Wow. Everything I was expecting and more.

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This is from a story in The Autopian:

It didn’t specify which movie but I’m going to hazard a guess that it was Starship Troopers, chosen by Musk or another Tesla employee who was enthusiastically rooting for the fascists without knowing or caring about the deeper messages of the film.

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Nope, whoever that writer is, that part of the sentence is either AI or someone trying desperately to sound erudite, not understanding what the word ā€œbehoovedā€ actually means.

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France did arrest the guy who runs Telegram, didn’t they. Just a thought.

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The image on the article suggests that Tesla’s panel gap issues are not limited to their cars.

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Does it seem to you that this writer is claiming that they would become an artiodactyl? Or perhaps a devil or other hoof-bearing entity? Problem is, the the rest of the sentence isn’t much better.

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LOL!

It’s the sort of word used in college papers, but I like it.

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Loved this comment:

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Tesla dumped 75% of its bitcoin at one of the worst times, losing out on billions

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Oh no? Elno out of the loop on the market manipulation this time.

So sad!

Doesn’t he know genius investors cheat? That’s it. That’s the secret: fraud.

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