Elon Musk Destroys Everything

I love this for him!

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BREAKING: Mick Jagger Drops Bombshell by Rejectiпg Eloп Mυsk’s $500 Millioп Tesla Eпdorsemeпt Deal

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It’s surprisingly hard to find Freejack gifs. That’s a shame.

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Gotta wonder just how much $500 mil really is to Mick. Might not be so tempting. Or worth destroying what is a pretty impressive legacy.

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It sounds like it would not quite double the amount he has. He definitely doesn’t need it, but “whatever, I don’t need more money” is not something you hear rich people say very often.

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He’s not scraping by on social security. Still- a half billion dollars is a lot of money. Good on him.

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This just shows how desperate Musk is. Remember when he said he doesn’t do advertising?

He can’t make decent cars - so he’s got nothing left.

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The marginal utility of money declines pretty fast. For a guy of Jagger’s wealth and age the difference in lifestyle would probably be minimal. And because of his stardom the money would be useless in terms of status, too.

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Just curious if anyone can find another source for this story. The website for the linked article is sketchy as hell and I can’t even see the whole story due to all the pop-ups. I haven’t seen this reported elsewhere yet.

If Musk really is trying for huge celebrity endorsement deals that’s definitely a big, desperate change in strategy. But I want to be sure the story is real before I celebrate too much.

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Turning down the money has already given him a considerable boost in status for no effort at all.

Another idea: demand the money in advance, do a half-hearted endorsement that Musk hates (or just delay and stall for the rest of your life) and donate the money to various progressive causes and charities.

Is that cheating? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Yeah, I when I search can’t find anything about this anywhere but on F***book links.

:thinking:

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A.I. is gonna impregnate you. Everyone.

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Yeah, I’ve seen that movie:

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I can’t help thinking of Mick Jagger is Krusty the Clown and the Cybertruck is a Canyonero.

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That’s gross but I also don’t want to overlook that “obviously gonna one-shot the human limbic system” is profoundly stupid. AI actually has passed human-level intelligence if this dweeb is the human.

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I mean, that’s what Chumbawamba did back in the day. (And unlike Mick Jagger, they weren’t spending their time in diamond studded swimming pools filled with money.)

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I thought it was just me going “what is this nonsense?”

What a bullshitter.

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I guess Musk’s thing is peppering his nonsense with just enough words someone smart might say (limbic system, light cone, everything about AI) that people assume the reason the emperor looks naked is that they’re not smart enough. It must work on investors, anyway, who are apparently some of the dumbest people alive after the billionaires they support. :face_exhaling:

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