At least It can leave some picturesque ruins.
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I actually do like the name Snailbrook though. It makes me think of some nice looking town in the middle of the countryside, so there’s no easy escape once you run into whatever supernatural horror or murder cult it’s hiding.
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Like the Wicker Man, only with snails?
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You have to admit that’s a lot better than “the Wicker Man, only with Elon Musk”. 
“What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh no, not the snails! Not the snails! Wait, isn’t this a fancy spa treatment?”
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“Go take a ride in a flying Cybertruck” sounds like an insult.
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Elon Musk sued a group for reporting on X’s neo-Nazi content. His lawsuits are failing.
The group’s report caused big-dollar advertisers to flee Musk’s social media platform, X.
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Not if Leon himself is the human offering.
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I think that’s how we get to the second half of the horror, where in an infuriated and insulted Gastro-god decides to take out vengeance on humanity for such an offering.
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Friend, I wouldn’t take a ride in a driving Cybertruck.
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It does feel a bit like “Take a long walk on a short pier”, but it might actually be a little closer in intent to “Go die in a fire”
Relatedly, but unimportantly, I have only heard it said (and said it myself) as “Take a long walk off a short pier” (which is documented above), but I realized as I was about to type it that version kind of gives away the plot, doesn’t it?
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And a tragedy if one were ever to ride in one.
Much cheaper and more merciful to get trapped in a barrel then thrown off a cliff.
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Totally worth the risk on any day.
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Yeah? Well I don’t give a flying Cybertruck!
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The ruling (by a Democrat) protects consumers.
It also gives Musk a black eye.
Trump should be tearing himself in half by now.
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