Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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Ummm, so even with a Rethuglican majority, they canā€™t get shit done, and this is the Dems fault. OK, got it. Assholes refusing to accept their own doings. As a parent, I am used to young kids blaming everyone but themselves for their faults. I do expect better from adults.

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Musk must have some serious Kompromat on Donnie. The way heā€™s letting him run the show. And/or he bought the notes on Donnieā€™s businesses.

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Could be that Trump is more mentally far gone than we thought, making it trivially easy for even a nincompoop like musk to manipulate him.

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Canā€™t wait till They get into a public snit. Will Donnie revoke his security clearance? Will Elmo ban him from twitter?

Better stock up on popcorn.

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In the not-so distant past a united Republican House might have passed an unreasonable, super-partisan & Republican-friendly bill in the House and kicked it over to the Democratic-controlled Senate knowing that it had no chance of passing there, and then pretend that they did their job and use the excuse that Democrats were the ones stopping it. But they canā€™t manage to do that anymore. Not even close! 38 Republicans voted against this bill. Itā€™s going to be even tighter in the next congress when they have a smaller House majority.

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If your best idea to save the world is Nazis, you really need to re-evaluate your thought process. Or, better yet, just go the fuck away and shut your goddam mouth!!

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I still think that everybody, no matter who, that uses Twitter should be called a Twit.

Oh noā€¦I typed ā€œTwitā€ā€¦you know what that means!!!

just imagine trump, musk, vivek and kari lake doing this, lololol

addendum: I dinā€™t know that the race of the people with no sense of direction, et al, was included in this video. tee hee

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We need to stand in an empty tea chest and sing ā€˜Jerusalemā€™?

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Different sketch! (but a greatie)

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Donā€™t be stupid, be a smartie?

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Tesla Buffing ā€˜Foundation Seriesā€™ Badges Off Cybertrucks To Sell At A Discount: Report

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Since things are so rocky for the Cybertruck, the Austin, Texas-based automaker is also planning to modify over 800 Cybertrucks to homologate them for the Canadian market, according to Electrekā€™s report. Apparently, Tesla thinks it has a better chance of selling them to Canadians rather than Americans as demand here has pretty much dried up.
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Jalopnik is more and more like a Teen Vogue for petrol heads these days, political comments-wise.

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He canā€™t even figure out Judge Dreddā€¦ Techno Mechanicusā€¦ Nomen est omen?

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I suppose credit where it is due. Musk is shockingly stupid and bad at almost everything, from designing rockets to telling jokes. But he obviously has some kind of talent for manipulating people, given that half the world accepted him as some kind of real world Tony Stark instead. I donā€™t know why it works ā€“ to me hearing him talk only ever surprises me with just how inane he is ā€“ but plainly it does.

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Given the reports on how well they handle snow, Iā€™m not sure thereā€™s a huge market for them here either.

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Itā€™s ā€¦ Itā€™s ā€¦ Winter.

Okay, good luck with that!

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It could be the new Possum Van.

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