Elon Musk Destroys Everything

His brand is that he’s supposed to be a smart geek. So take a Big Bang Theory writer’s idea of what a smart geek might be into, do a “how do you do fellow kids” of it, and…this is basically exactly what you’d expect.

Imagine if he were actually just into Diablo – like instead of faking some weird thing about how he’s the alpha gamer, he just enjoyed playing it, win or lose. I think that would be one of the first relatable, genuinely kind of geeky things I’ve ever heard about him. Maybe he could even bond a little with one of his many children over it. Instead people like him are so hollow, they literally have no interests beyond posturing. It’s so pathetic.

21 Likes

He owns the middle aged doofus brand!

16 Likes

Like Henry Cavill is actually into Warhammer 40,000.

16 Likes

Tesla’s dangerous shit-tech, his embracement of fascism, or cheating at an online game. Which of those will finally turn off enough fanboys to make a difference? Will more discoveries need to be made? Who knows. Super-rich and evil and disturbed is hard to bring down…but it will be quite enjoyable when it happens.

17 Likes

21 Likes
16 Likes

If he wants to actually save lives from fires, then he needs to focus on his mobile barbecue vehicles.

16 Likes
18 Likes

If I say Luigi’s name three times, does he appear?

21 Likes
17 Likes
18 Likes
21 Likes

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/5081681-steve-bannon-says-he-will-take-down-the-truly-evil-elon-musk/

19 Likes

Pot, meet kettle.

21 Likes
18 Likes

25 Likes

15 Likes

Tell me, how could I convince you
Of the visions I’ve conceived?
I’m the modern day Cassandra
Always heard but not believed
Not even by me

Sadly prophetic words, man…

13 Likes
13 Likes

27 Likes