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Those are for vegans (insert spitting and cursing here).

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Not if you blend them into flour/powder.

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There are a few different substitutes for eggs that can be used, depending on the use case/recipe.

Some possible substitutes:

  • Avocados. They have similar ratios of protein and fats like eggs do and can be used as egg substitutes in some baking recipes (from my understanding)

  • Aquafaba. Can be from any legume, though from chickpeas is the most common and is a good substitute for egg whites.

  • Gram flour (aka chickpea flour)

  • Tofu

  • Applesauce

  • Bananas

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I don’t follow. Blending them into a powder in order to then make a slurry that approximates eggs for purposes of cooking is very much a vegan thing.

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Vegetarians do it too, and so do some people who eat meat. Anyway, I meant that if you blend them, there’s no spitting and cursing (which I may have wrongly assumed was your reference to getting tiny seeds stuck in one’s teeth).

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Ooohh!

No, I meant the bizarre ire some people have toward eating anything that veg*ns eat, as if that would somehow taint them by association.

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Ha, I see, got it!

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Yet another one. One death, other injuries reported so far.

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C’mon Air Force One!

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who needs an FAA?
/s

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Today’s aircraft crash brought to you by Donald Trump. A crash a day and no eggs in every refrigerator!

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Tbf, it is difficult to see how a Learjet veering of the runway could be connected to FAA cuts rather than human error or technical failure

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Air traffic controllers are responsible for ground aircraft movements as well.

Also - Don’t care. It’s all Trump’s fault…

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When enshittification strikes breweries is it technically enschlitzification?

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Hey, Gavin, please take this seriously. I think more Californians would be in favor of this than Greenlanders would be of joining the US.

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Ooh! I’d love to be part of Denmark!!

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it would be a match made in cheese heaven!

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That joke make me blatz outloud!

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