What, did you not think that was the Defense secretary’s job, to go on TV constantly and say sweet nothings through the screen to your Daddy who hired you? Ha ha, you have never been a part of Donald Trump’s harem of subservient sluts, obviously!
So the thing cost taxpayers a few thousand bucks, because we guess there’s no room for rooting out WASTE! and FRAUD! when what really makes America great again is LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!
Take heart, though: The pretty lady Kaboodle Barbie makeup facility that was originally planned was in the neighborhood of $40K, but it got “scaled back,” says CBS.
Well now is there actually anything in the bylaws of the organization that says the Pope has to be Catholic? Could an atheistic Pagan like myself take the position? I mean, I have a few ideas that I certainly think would improve the church. (And I’m ordained – I’ve performed a few weddings and commitment ceremonies. That should count for something, right?)
By convention, the answer to the question “Is the Pope Catholic?” is assumed to be “Yes”, but I don’t know if it’s actually a law or more of a guideline.
Hmm. Well, I could possibly convince at least one Cardinal to vote for me. I mean, we do put out a lot of of birdseed and keep our cats indoors. How solid are those other line items because they’re really non-starters for me. I mean, I did say I was thinking of taking the whole thing in a different direction, right?
