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I like the article next to it too; “Melania Trump holds paint swatches up against bellowing void”.

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Multi-Functional Portable Lighter Gift Built-in Bottle Opener and Box Cutter

Some of the phrasing here is rather disturbing…

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A bottle opener / lighter combo sounds pretty handy to me!

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I’d also feel emharbrassed if my car was “photographed” with a bumper sticker on the front window. Ah well. Ang I undla, Dialbay: roma, as they say.

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Might a nice hamberder and some steamy cofveve make you feel better?

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I’m quite sure it would not! :nauseated_face:

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Feathers?

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(found via Curiosities and Puzzlements)

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It’s a fun one. There’s a good making-of too.

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When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

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:notes: When you swim in the sea
and an eel bites your knee
That’s a moray :notes:

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When your dog gets so fat,
And it happens so fast,
You’ve got puppies.

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