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I worked in a pharmacy/convenience shop in the Fisher Building, across the street from what was still the General Motors building. They were incredibly rude, nasty people.

Much later, I worked at a bookstore in the Renaissance Center, where Ford had had its headquarters. They were invariably polite, nice people.

I was still at the Ren Cen when Ford moved out, and GM was preparing to move in. I warned my co-workers and boss that they were mean wretches, but they seemed skeptical. I don’t know why.

The day came when the GM creatures began invading my store. The "please"s and "thank you"s and "How are you today?"s from the customers evaporated, and we were exasperated. We were ignored when we weren’t being bitched at for no reason. The store was almost empty when one of the girls behind the counter finally spoke up. “Geez, Chris, you weren’t kidding about those GM people!” Our boss gaped in an exaggerated fashion, and completely agreed. Like the rest of us, he couldn’t believe the rudeness to whomst we’d all been subjected.

Now I think about it, he should have taken us all to a bar after work and bought us drinks.

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Corporate culture really is a thing, isn’t it.

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100% :clown_face:

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Is this a metaphor for the 2nd Trumpy mis-administration?

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We shall see. (I hope the boulder is only big enough to crush the Tramp admin.)

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me, laughing at colonizers from centuries ago

Seriously, tho… the ONLY reason Europeans were able to conquer the Americas was because of lack of immunity from diseases among the local population. There’s a reason why europeans did not fully conquer Africa (and frankly, never actually did, because resistance never stopped) until the LATE 19th century - because they had the same immunity to disease that Europeans did, because trade and interactions had been happening on Afro-Eur-Asia forever.

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I’ve had the idea for an alternate history story where the Vikings (particularly Icelanders) settled much further south than just L’Anse aux Meadows, made peace with the Iroquoian First Nations, and found common cause with their mutual democratic governments. And by virtue of handwavium, the First Nations developed resistance to the European diseases, so that by the time the rest of Europe sailed across the Atlantic, the First Nations, by way of the Norse, had firearms and a disease resistant population to fight off European invasion.

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“Oh course i know how a trebuchet works. Don’t you know who my father is?”

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That’s a really good basis for an alternate history…

Yep! :laughing:

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It sure was in that case! I do wonder whether it still applies to both companies’ employees.

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Sounds cool, and makes me wonder how different the population of the 21st century would be in that alternate history… :thinking:

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Makes me think about an Orson Scott Card novel, Pastwatch, which deals with the original sin of European conquest, and in what way could it be “fixed”… We just get a different 15th century that is meant to save the future from ecological collapse in the future… Still is too kind Columbus, but it’s OSC, so, that’s probably to be expected.

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Sounds fun :slight_smile:

Have you read Kim Stanley Robinson’s The Years of Rice & Salt? In it, a plague almost entirely wiped out Europe.

If I am remembering this right, China wound up being the big bad colonizers, Japan discovered America and allied with them rather than taking it, and the Islamic world and India wound up as major world powers in conflict. All told through the story of a few characters getting reincarnated through multiple lives (well before Cloud Atlas did something similar). Very neat book, I need to figure out where it is in my stash and reread it.

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The potato famine still could have driven the Irish here.

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There’s a whole lot of contingency behind that, as well.

One thing to remember about An Gorta MĂłr is that the potato blight was natural, but the famine was entirely man-made.

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