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I’ve seen that phrase before, but I can’t find evidence of it online before 2019, so it might have just been a clever thing someone came up with recently.

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I can’t see that picture without thinking of this classic scene:

“Let me get this straight: you want a tattoo of a butt, which has a butt-shaped tattoo on it?”
“Yeah, huhuhuh… And I want it right on my butt! Huhuhuh…”

This feels like some r/fellowkids fodder to me.

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I’ve seen that meat before…

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Me every day

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They forgot 15 Christian Churches of various denominations with congregations made up of approximately 20 people, mostly octogenarians.

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That’s in the south. In Wisconsin, replace those dollar stores on 3 of 4 corners of an intersection with crappy bars that have approximately 20 regular patrons. In Michigan or Minnesota, it’s only one corner with a bar, but the other 3 have been vacant for 30 years. The churches are all outside city limits. :woman_shrugging:

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Yup; it was like that.

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So… The Running Man?

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You forgot the churches.

Actually I think there is a church to dollar store ratio that can be used to calculate how deep into the sticks you are.

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I like the subtle truth of the random gravel piles.

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Do we know who that is?

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It’s Tom Morello.

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