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Its a parental right to troll the kids at a moments notice 
She has done well.
Its a parental right to troll the kids at a moments notice
I guess, but some don’t exercise it, because they see no reason to go on a power trip and give their kids a hard time. They might even remember how much they hated that when they were kids.
I’m shopping around for a cat litter scoop (because I’m trying different types of litter and some need scoops with wider spacing) and I found this in a product description for one of the scoops:
You know. To get some really turgid turds.
Would not be dumb, no. Would be excellent.
No, go for it.
[patella]
Under the table we must go
Might be too obscure.
He’s not wrong.
“A Wall Street investor who was found dead from suicide after the 1929 crash. Along with the body, authorities found a pet parrot who could talk. The parrot kept saying - “Margin call! Squawk! Margin call!””
I remember a dig in the U.K., decades ago, and at the pub after digging for the day, a couple of the local crew were insistent that the knee is an erogenous zone, so we decided to test it there and then, so we had about 3 guys under the table chewing on our knees. I was shocked that knees were the only thing that got nommed on. And I won’t say that the knee is not an erogenous zone.