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I have a bottle-opener keychain (somewhere) that is embossed with the details of a local law firm that specializes in DUIs.
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I want one of those.
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My brain, every time I see that picture: 
Spider-dong, spider-dong
(Thankfully it stops there. I’m not sure I want to know how the rest of that song goes.)
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Your very friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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Good for a Cheese and Pickle Foldwich.
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Is he hung?
Listen, Bub, he’s got radioactive blood…
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