Found Randomly on the 'Net

[ficuswhisperer]

[MerelyGifted]

Noice jumper, there, Squire!

Looks a right wally, 'e does.

[Nick_Warr]

Flat can be useful too.

[Millie_Fink]

[OhHai]

Pro tip: Always bring your own ruler.

[Grey_Devil]

Ideally all turds should be lowered while being carefully cradled and properly supported.

[gilbertwham]

Our hose only has an ‘Aaaah, fuck! I forgot about that leak! I gotta get a new hose!’ setting.

[KathyPartdeux]

It’s slowly morphing into a Pride flag.

[ficuswhisperer]

Or fetish flag.

Or Village People reboot.

Take your pick.

[Millie_Fink]

[womanhood_deferred]

[Heikki]

Félicette

[womanhood_deferred]

[sqlrob]

Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'

[mindysan33]

from

[Murgatroyd]

Future research? Like, say, the world’s smallest tuba?

[Catsidhe]

The world’s smallest sad trombone.

whomp whomp

[FGD135]

Sousaphone.

[KathyPartdeux]

[OWYAC]

I found an antique sousaphone at the side of the road during the first summer of COVID. I found it a home with a collector of vintage brass instruments.