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“Become a fashionista!.. See”

I assume the next words were “your vulva on display.”

“Who thinks their own job is bullshit?”

Boy, the numbers on the left side seem way too high, and the numbers on the right side feel way too low.

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Even nurses and elementary school teachers have staff meetings to get the numbers up.

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Yeah, I suppose if you answered the question while just out of a meeting or having done some paperwork, it might influence your feelings about the job…

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I take it the answer wasn’t “stay home from the party when you have a contagious virus” then. :frowning:

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But can someone explain me why you’re not supposed to shampoo if you have a cold? So your head doesn’t get a chill? (???)

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Turns out there are several possible answers; so many actually that the issue gets somewhat convoluted. The way to regain some clarity on the issues might be to organise them into some sort of grid layout.

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An old husband’s tale warned that bathing, showering, or washing your hair would cause a chill/make a cold worse. I heard it often as a smol child, then rarely once I reached high school. I imagine there are now very few who still believe that.

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Unless you’re Hispanic. My mom still believes in stuff like that :roll_eyes: would imagine it’d be the same for other Hispanic families

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Grandma was about as German as one can be, despite having been born here, and she believed it. Mom thought it was BS.

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My Scottish grandmother used to tell us to go play in the rain. Because it’ll make you beautiful.

She may have wanted us all out of the house.

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