I wasn’t expecting the references to A Pattern Language (which I highly recommend, by the way)
Goya are a bunch of thieving backstabbing bastards. Several mayor Venezuelan brands needed help with distribution and some manufacturing outside of the country because within the country prices had collapsed and it wasn’t feasible to run most businesses, including producing staple foods. Several brands partnered with Goya, until they took all of the methods, recipes, manufacturing methods and just copied it all and slapped their own branding on it. I was never crazy about Goya branded stuff before but now I refuse to give them any of my money on principle.
I was thinking, I bet a radio telescope could see them, but they have reflectors too.
OTOH, it could be vampires don’t emit radio waves anyway.
I think we have at last found the dark matter!
Of course! Vampires dissolve in sunlight.
Somebody made a whole movie about it! (Which features Patrick Stewart passionately kissing another man, if the space vampires weren’t reason enough to justify it).
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