I thought that one wouldnât leave marks on your little black dress and the other was for excessively smelly people?
I havenât shaved my pits regularly since high school, so I guess I should be using menâs instead of womenâs deo.
I was so relieved when I met women who didnât shave. I always shaved too closely, and my pits would burn - even before applying harsh de-stinkerizing chemicals to them - and kept burning for days. My legs always broke out in a far from attractive manner after shaving them, too, so I was more than happy to quit.
I was furious when I learned that Yankistani women were convinced to shave their pits by a 1920s marketing campaign. âAll the latest dresses are sleeveless, so you MUST shave your underarms, ladies!â
Fuck right off into the Sun.
It doesnât make any sense to me.
I remember when this video came out and the other 13-year olds were all âEwww, hairy pits!â and I was like âThat is most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and I have now become a man, watching this video.â
I was taught that having the map light on at night would get U a ticket if a cop saw it.
That could be
Late to this party, but this brings back some memories.
When I first started out in my career, I did survey field work and hand drafting. The 000 pen was the bane of my existence. The tips broke every other week. 00 clogged constantly, so Iâd come home with dots of India ink all over my left hand every day that we werenât doing field work. And now I can smell the electric eraser in my head.
As a result of that first job, I may be the youngest person on Earth to have used Leroy. Ah, the good old days.
Now that is a name change I could get behind.
Jesus Christ, someone is going to die on those stairs.