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When the eel that bit your knee
had two distinct sets of teeth
that’s a Moray?

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It’s actually not that unusual for fish to have more than just the outer teeth. Apparently they (at least bony fish) started with teeth on all the bones of the oral cavity, not just the rim, and then have variously refined them.

When the jaws open wide
And there’s more jaws inside
That’s a moray.

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Consider me corrected.

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Don’t trust a Jacobite, either.

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That is mint! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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Tannoy Announcement, “Routine Excitement will commence, promptly, in 3 minutes, and will conclude 5 minutes later… This is not a drill… Routine Excitement will commence, promptly, in 3 minutes, and will conclude 5 minutes later… This is not a drill…Routine Excitement will commence, promptly, in 3 minutes, and will conclude 5 minutes later… This is not a drill…”

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He’s a clown, he’s a ham
His last name’s Amsterdam
That’s a Morey.

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That does seem to be the case, at least based on what he says about it.

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I must say, Bruce has a much better attitude than Craig.

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Put on one of those Tyvek onesies, grab a bullhorn and then go to, say a shopping mall.
Stand in the middle of the atrium or the food court. Switch on the bullhorn and say:
“Please remain calm. There is no need to panic.”

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