In other news, I snapped and bought Elite: Dangerous in the new year Steam sale, along with (ahem) a few other titles that have been on my wish list for ages.
It’s an amazing game but its gradual evolution is immediately apparent to a relative late-comer such as myself. Perhaps “game” is not the right word; it’s an amazing (actual) universe that functions by itself and, unless you take the time to learn what you need for yourself, it’s not going to teach you anything.
After 20+ hours in the game, I’m still not comfortable with combat; the risks seem too high and the rewards seem too meagre. Knowing this, I ran data for the galactic factions within a cluster of star systems that were each close enough together for the standard starting ship to be able to travel amongst them easily. Data is a good place to start, it would seem, because you don’t need physical storage space and can just jump from star to star, teaching yourself the controls and figuring out how the universe works.
Yesterday, I finally saved up enough for a new ship and decided to outfit it for mining. I took my ship out for a trial run and was impressed by the results but I wanted more.
I looked up where to find a decent mining spot online (there is a lot of that) and realised I needed to travel 100 light years away. Even in my shiny new ship, that still took me an hour, in combined travel time and figuring out what the fuck the weird galaxy map is supposed to be. I got to my destination but the planet that I wanted wasn’t on the system map; half an hour of googling, half an hour of figuring it out by myself later, I found what I was looking for.
Flying into a planetary ring at several times light speed, jumping out of the wormhole and seeing thousands of mineable objects around me was a genuinely awesome moment.
However, two hours of mining later, my cargo hold and my bladder were both full and, given that you can’t ever pause the game, I put my ship into hyperdrive and went for a much needed piss. I got back to see my spaceship’s dashboard erupt in flame as a CPU pirate (according to Google, they hang around outside planetary rings, waiting for miners carrying valuable minerals) torched my ship and stole the products of many hours’ grind.
I rage quit at that moment and went to bed. Woke up this morning to find a bug had stripped out all of the expensive refit I bought for my ship and now I had nothing. Not even a shield generator, and no money to buy a new one. Bug report filed, currently awaiting a resolution.
Apart from the final bug, though, I’m totally happy with my purchase. Mining a planetary ring of ice rocks while listening to blues was absolutely one of the best gaming experiences I have ever had, not least because the game didn’t spoon-feed it to me.
Tl;Dr: make sure your bladder is bigger than your cargo capacity in a game you can’t pause.
UPDATE: I got a very nice email from their customer support politely explaining that it seems I clicked “repurchase all” twice on the insurance menu (I blame the incoherent rage, not the beer) which, of course, deselects all of the components because it makes much more sense that two clicks means “I want to buy all of these items again (if I can find them for sale) at full market value and not the 5% insurance cost.” Because that’s entirely a logical thing that should be easy to click by accident.
The very nice customer service rep reinstated all of my purchases though, despite it technically being my error. Looks like it’s going to be a smooth jazz and ice mining evening in the Cynical household tonight…