OMFG I love this!
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Went to a bar with a group once, and one guy had a fish tie on. I asked if he was chumming.
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He was probably just angling for something.
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Good to know. Maybe something to mention in the Secret Santa group (hint hint).
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Editor: You totally killed the lede with that headline.
Sub-editor: Which part should I take out?
Editor: …I see your point. Okay, run it.
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Asshole.
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His “new” material, summarized:
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And also:
“All decent people are still pissed off at me for being an asshole, so I’m going to cater my material to other assholes, since that’s my only remaining audience.”
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There are always warning signs.
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Who knew? I mean, who could ever have seen this coming?
Something something lone wolf troubled young man mental health issues…
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Thread:
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How utterly useless.
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We had an hour long “Active Shooter” presentation at work.
It was a similar level of uselessness.
Run! Hide! Fight!
Throw something at them.
Become a human speed bump.
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Ours was only a half hour.
They’re going to do a lockdown drill sometime in the near future; we’ve been told that we’re just expected to Hide and not Run or Confront.
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Too bad. I have it all planned out. I’ll Grab a stack of tablets off my desk and start flinging them at the would be assailant.
The iPads won’t do much, but some of the industrial grade tablets will leave a mark.
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Can’t you think of any more expensive and fragile company property to throw?
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