I have the same thing. I never remember to take things off of my key chain, so I’ve lost a few other multitools, but it looks exactly like a key, so it’s never been spotted.
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I want one! (Rushes to Google)
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OK, I’ve never butchered a chicken with mine. 
But the knife, scissors, and screwdriver do get a lot of use.
I guessed wrong – it’s only 2.31" (5.41 cm) in length overall. The blade itself is only 1.35" (3.43 cm) in length. (I guess overestimating the length of things is a well-known male trait.)
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It must be on a sell-fish gene.
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OMFG I love this!
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Went to a bar with a group once, and one guy had a fish tie on. I asked if he was chumming.
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He was probably just angling for something.
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Good to know. Maybe something to mention in the Secret Santa group (hint hint).
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Editor: You totally killed the lede with that headline.
Sub-editor: Which part should I take out?
Editor: …I see your point. Okay, run it.
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Asshole.
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His “new” material, summarized:
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And also:
“All decent people are still pissed off at me for being an asshole, so I’m going to cater my material to other assholes, since that’s my only remaining audience.”
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There are always warning signs.
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Who knew? I mean, who could ever have seen this coming?
Something something lone wolf troubled young man mental health issues…
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Thread:
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How utterly useless.
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