OK, I’ve never butchered a chicken with mine. 
But the knife, scissors, and screwdriver do get a lot of use.
I guessed wrong – it’s only 2.31" (5.41 cm) in length overall. The blade itself is only 1.35" (3.43 cm) in length. (I guess overestimating the length of things is a well-known male trait.)
It must be on a sell-fish gene.
OMFG I love this!
Went to a bar with a group once, and one guy had a fish tie on. I asked if he was chumming.
He was probably just angling for something.
Good to know. Maybe something to mention in the Secret Santa group (hint hint).
Editor: You totally killed the lede with that headline.
Sub-editor: Which part should I take out?
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Asshole.
His “new” material, summarized:
And also:
“All decent people are still pissed off at me for being an asshole, so I’m going to cater my material to other assholes, since that’s my only remaining audience.”
There are always warning signs.
Who knew? I mean, who could ever have seen this coming?
Something something lone wolf troubled young man mental health issues…
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How utterly useless.
We had an hour long “Active Shooter” presentation at work.
It was a similar level of uselessness.
Run! Hide! Fight!
Throw something at them.
Become a human speed bump.
Ours was only a half hour.
They’re going to do a lockdown drill sometime in the near future; we’ve been told that we’re just expected to Hide and not Run or Confront.