The calling cards kill me. “Hello, I’m a spy. Here’s my card with my code name and designation to prove it. Yes I’m undercover, why?”
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That’s just true to the films. Really, when did Bond ever use an alias?
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A View to a Kill?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, too, I think. Fake name was Hilary something, IIRC.
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I think the one I didn’t have everything shown here, but definitely the case (that you could fire a red plastic bullet out of), the gun you could assemble into a rifle, the code book (that you could booby trap with a cap, I think) and so on. I remember the cards, or the money, but the rubber knife slipped out of the case.
It was pretty cool for a 10 year old kid.
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No, that one I remember for sure. He went to the resort and had them consult the heraldry records for Bond, and learned that his house motto is, “The World is Not Enough.”
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He uses the name Sir Hilary Bray for a while in the book and film. From https://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/Hilary_Bray:
Sir Hilary Bray is a fictional character who appears in both the Ian Fleming novel On Her Majesty’s Secret Service] and its 1969 film adaptation, portrayed by George Baker. He is a minor ally, whose identity Bond adopts in an attempt to kidnap Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
I can’t recall how long it takes them to figure out he’s 007.
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A reasonable response from the dog would be,
“heck, no, human! This is your problem, you solve it!”
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train dogs to literally kill people and then set them loose wandering the halls of our elementary schools
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to be fair, that’s my reaction to the whole history of dogs.
Do you want a zombie infection among predatory animals in your communities? because that’s how you get a zombie infection among predatory animals in your communities.
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This is the STUPIDIST idea I’ve heard in a long time.
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So if we’ve decided that a kamikaze attack is the best option, why don’t we outfit some drones instead of a living creature.
Have the “Drone Bay” mounted near the ceiling out of direct view from the exterior. Wealthier schools can order several.
Gun fire rings out, the drone(s) deploy using not only their integrated ShotSpot technology, but the feed from the schools camera system.
As they fly above the heads of the fleeing students they begin their defensive maneuvers before crashing into the perpetrator and expending the rest of their battery tasing the individual.
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I like the “crashing into the perpetrator” part a lot.
The system would have to know the difference between shots being fired and applause, sudden shouts, and History classes watching a war movie though.
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Don’t let the details get in between a defense contractor and the obvious lucre to be had.
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Fixed &c.
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Holy shit, I never heard of this before now. It’s like something from a sci-fi movie. A bad one.
hundreds of thousands of bunkers across the country
What a waste of resources! And difficult to dig up and get rid of.
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