What? You don’t have the traditional St. Patrick’s day nutcracker?
I might have been okay with a St. Patrick nutcracker. But not this abomination
It’s insane! Where did you see it?
Local reseller store called Savers. They have second hand stuff but also buy up closeout items from large stores
Don’t pay full price, he’s missing his pit lamp.
Disguise?
“They’re going to be eating the rats anyway. We’re just trying to have a little fun and fundraise so we can continue caring for the owls,” it wrote. “Don’t get us wrong, we love rats too.”
Not as much as the owls love rats.
Definitely:
As someone who feeds mice to a snake regularly, that was an order of magnitude more 
Yeah, pythons and boas managed to fit some huge things through tiny heads…
we’re about to have purim, holi, ramadan, lent, and pi day all at the same time and this is all i can think of
the most tumblr thing in the world is no one mentioning that i forgot st patricks’s day but everyone mentioning that i forgot the ides of march
Happy St. Patrick’s day…
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That’s a lovely start to the day, thank you.
