You’re a saint. More for me.
Cats have it coming. They’re the monsters.
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Only half a like for you. Cats aren’t monsters. Most of the time. Well, some of the time. If they’re happy.
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only monsters hate cats. it is known.
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What does it say about me that I feel less awkward about fake-killing-off the accounts that I use for testing than fake-marrying them off?
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As revenge, I would give nieces and nephews musical instuments for Christmas presents.
(no batteries required. 
)
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heh heh heh
Another good one is crafty, gluing things for kids with lots of glitter.
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My personal favourite has been a Spider-Man web launcher.
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It’s not original, but I still like the quip that glitter is the herpes of craft materials.
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Finally we’ve realized it’s the herpes of the planet, along with all the plastic microbits around. Whenever we get a greeting card covered with glitter I’m tempted to throw it out and forward the cleaning bill to the sender.
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We get fewer Xmas cards every year, but about 4 out of 5 are coated in glitter, so I can sympathize.
However, by the terms of this thread, I am obligated to say, “You monster!”.
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i personally have nothing against glitter. WHO’S THE MONSTER NOW, HUH??
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For my Cub Scout pack, each of the adults has been assigned to bring in a STEM project this week.
I’m bringing in popsicle sticks, straws, and elastic bands to make rubber band harmonicas.
I have to put up with the noise for 90 minutes, tops. The parents, on the other hand…
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Give the parents this advice: Rubber cement, using some of those popsicle sticks to push it in, makes pretty good moldable earplugs.
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Think i’d go with a chaotic pendulum.
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It’s a thought, but almost certainly more expensive to construct. Especially if I want them to take one home with them.
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True.
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Could you make one from sticks, acorns, a couple of nails, and a drill and saw?
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I might be able to MacGyver something, but one of the necessary parts for a double pendulum to work properly is the low-friction bearing, which is surprisingly hard to find in nature.
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