My feelies arrived today.
They all came in a large white cardboard envelope, but it’s relatively nondescript, and I wasn’t sure what all I would need to obscure to avoid doxxing myself, so I won’t include a picture of that.
Here’s the invoice. There is in fact a yellow copy of the three-part(?) form. Maybe they kept the pink one…
The address appears to point to an empty lot in downtown KC
. I haven’t a clue if there’s any significance there. It’s an odd coincidence, because it’s surprisingly close to the office building of my actual employer. I can’t imagine that the invoice is in any way tailored to the customer in this case, and I don’t see how they could know that detail anyway. I’m not sure if there’s any way to find out what was at that location in 1989, but that could be interesting.
The telephone and fax numbers are oddly formatted, but appear to be legitimate. I tried calling the first one and got what appeared to be a personal voice mail. The 908 area code is for northern New Jersey, and the voice on the outgoing message certainly fit that profile. I haven’t tried calling the fax number since I don’t want to bother anyone, and don’t have a fax machine anyway. The rest of the invoice is relatively unremarkable. It would be hard to determine if the prices on components for a fictional computer are accurate for the time, but they feel
correct for me. If you’d like to feel the weight of inflation, the total ($2866.40) would be $6756.75
today. I like the detail of the Friends and Family discount, and also the multi-part tractor-fed dot-matrix printout with the guides still attached, and also ripped slightly. I don’t imagine that last detail is intentional, but it feels authentic nonetheless.
Next up is a sticker sheet:
These are mostly logos for the fictional PC and the BBS in the game, with most of the sheet dedicated to decals to decorate a 3D printable miniature replica
of the fictional PC featured in the game.
Similar to the deluxe version of Exa Punks, there’s an envelope that you’re supposed to open after a certain point is reached in the game. I assume Zachmatics is a play on Zachtronics.
Given my history with Zachtronics games, this will likely stay closed forever.
Next is a set of two pair of coasters like the kind you’d find at a quick casual restaurant, somewhere between cardboard and a sponge. One pair is for the BBS in the game, and features a phone number that I’m afraid to check if it’s real or not, and the fictional PC. I didn’t mention this earlier, but I was initially thinking of the Z5 Power Lance as being somewhat like an Amiga or an Atari ST, but I think it may be more influenced by one or more of the Japan exclusive(?) MSX PCs.
Here are the back sides of them:
These are pretty simple, and obviously inexpensive tchotchkes, but I really like the art design and personality of these. I would love to see some Elsewhere Cafe coasters in a similar style.
There’s this business card. Maybe it’s for one of the software companies that made one of the eight fictional(?) games within the game?
Here’s the back:
That sure looks like some kind of secret code to me.
Finally, there’s what appear to be instructions or character sheets for the in-game Gunpla simulator. These seem exactly like the kind of thing that would be included with a subject like that. There are three different mechs mobile suits that are featured, but I don’t know whether that is the extent of the game or not. What I do know is that I already have a favorite among the three.
I ran the Japanese through Google translate, but there weren’t any surprises. The assembly instructions are pretty straightforward part names, and the full-color sections are just listing the color names. One nice detail I didn’t immediately notice is that each of the two variants are using the same palette. I’m sure if I were more artistically oriented, I would’ve noticed sooner.
I apologize if any of the above came off as a bit ad-like. The reality is that only 900 of these packages were made, and they’re already sold out. I also apologize if this had an air of conspicuous consumption. I just think that Zachtronics is a really cool game developer that has made many of my favorite games over the years, and I wanted to highlight how much care and thought went into this package. I’m genuinely sad that this is going to be the last game they create, with the founder, Zach Barth, seemingly leaving game development entirely. I hope that he is remembered more for creating weird and esoteric gems like this, rather than being the guy who created the game that inspired Minecraft.
I’ll try to follow up when I finally get to play the game on July 5th.