Lifehack: If you ever get cold at home, find a corner of the room to stand in.
They’re usually about 90 degrees.
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Not precisely math, but close enough…
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up to defend Australia, they’d be alloys.
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(From a marketing email I received)
Q: There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many didn’t get one?
A: Ten.
(if confused, read it out loud)
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Does it somehow change to binary? Even so I really can’t figure it out.
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Try saying the numbers real slow.
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Oh for goodness sake. SMH
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Yes, the accent on one syllable makes all the diff - I just got it myself!
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Not a joke, but…
For some reason, the phrase “Never take a mathematician square-dancing” came to mind as if it were the opening to a joke; but if it is, I don’t remember the punchline.
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Challenge level square dancing is usually only computer people, professors, etc. because it is so mathematical and logical.
The crinoline & polyester Western shirt stereotype is only one subset of the dance form, and basically non-existent at the higher levels.
Edited to add:
OMG, I’m just now watching! I’ve danced in that room, and the caller is Sandie Bryant! She is a goddess!!
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Traditional Square Dance is not the same thing as Modern Western Square Dance. Among other distinctions, it is much more attractive to white supremacists. It also doesn’t have skill levels.
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My algebra teacher would’ve loved that one. I still remember the time he gave us an extra credit question on one of the hard tests: “Why was 6 afraid of 7?” Because 7 8 9
If I’d only known the followup then, I might’ve gotten extra credit on the extra credit. but 6 didn’t have to be afraid, because 7 was just trying to get 3² meals per day.
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Ooops, my bad - thanks for straightening me out!
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“If you’re ever feeling down, just remember… you’re closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.”
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What’s a statistician’s favorite drink?
Probably tea.
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Did you hear? 19 and 20 got in a fight.
yeah, 21
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Did you hear 7 and 9 got in a fight?
(7 8 9)
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