Movies so bad that they're fun

It’s really a rather minor distant borrowing. Here’s the sequence as planned.

Directing Peter Pan in China. I tried to work in physical bits both to give a break from speaking English to the children and to give the audience something they could easily follow.

Towards the end, a party is being held for Wendy and her brothers in the Lost Boys’ hangout before they fly home. We can see inside the hangout (due to the missing fourth wall) and see a good stretch of open ground outside the hangout running along the stage until the wings/edge of the stage/woods. (All the Darling siblings have changed back into their nightclothes in preparation for the return home.)

As the party winds down, one of the Lost Boys leaves. He opens the door that leads to the open ground, walks out a good distance, then realizes he has forgotten to close the door. He turns back, and a pirate jumps out of the wings and drags him offstage. Despite the open door, no one inside the hangout notices. (After the first abduction, everyone simply accepts the open door as the way things are.)

The next Lost Boy leaves. At about the same location as before, he turns to wave goodbye, and a pirate leaps out and drags him offstage. Again no one notices.

Two Lost Boys leave, only to be met by two pirates. And this continues, with whatever variations and repetitions will keep it interesting and amusing until only Wendy and Peter are left.

Wendy says goodbye to Peter, but he says little or nothing acting indifferent and turning away. Hurt, Wendy leaves slowly seeming on the verge of tears. She gets halfway across the stage.

The open door to the hangout is set-up so that the hinges are upstage, away from the audience, so that the audience sees the interior of the door. The door slams shut. Captain Hook has been standing behind the door!

Inside, Peter, thinking Wendy has slammed the door, turns to look at the closed door briefly, then turns away again sullenly. Wendy hears the slam, but thinks it is Peter, as Hook slowly creeps up on her.

Peter has rejected her! Sorrow. But no, she can hear his soft footfall behind her. He has come to say goodbye after all? She turns, sees Hook and tries to flee, but trips on the hem of her nightgown, falling on to her back. She is about to scream when Hook leans/looms over her, puts his hook to his mouth and simply says “Shhhhhhhh……”

Lights out.

Here’s the Bava bit at a minute two seconds:

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The vaguely Fascist-leaning uniforms and what Barry Sulivan said at 1:08. Bad vibes.

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As I recall, by this point in the narrative it was reasonable to assume the planet’s inhabitants were all enemies.

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I was honestly hoping the following text was Peter Pan as told through the lens of Chinese Wuxia, which honestly i now 1000% need in my life.

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BOTW….
If you know you know. :blush:

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I just watched that movie tonight! Not for the first time, but it had been a couple years and I forgot how it went. I think it genuinely succeeds at being fairly creepy and unsettling in a few parts, while also being cheesy, very 50’s-style sci-fi… like Alien and Plan 9 from Outer Space mixed together. Maybe a little old school horror in there too, with all that spooky fog rolling around and the walking dead toppling their spaceship-part headstones… even though it has no actual vampires, it captures a little bit of the mood of a vampire movie. I can see why I didn’t quite remember how it went… the “EARTH IS NEXT OMG!” ending is straight out of a less-than-stellar episode of The Twilight Zone and definitely falls on the Plan 9 side of things. Still, it’s really interesting to see a sort of “missing link” film like this, where it’s obviously in the process of transitioning between hilariously dated tropes and techniques that we’d still consider relatively modern and effective today.

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Re-saw the original Children of the Corn last night. I had forgotten how, about a half to two thirds of the way through the picture, Linda Hamilton decides she just doesn’t want to act anymore. She puts in the bare minimum of effort so it doesn’t seem like obviously bad acting, but no more than that. She wakes up after a mob of armed children have knocked her out and tied her to a cross. Her response: annoyance. I’m not even certain if that annoyance was acting.

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This movie comes to mind every time solar flares make the news:

Where Have All the People Gone?

Here’s an Internet Archive link to the flick.

:popcorn:

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Not a movie, but I recently watched this…

Man… it’s… not great.

But… Look who makes an appearance in two episodes… He does not say wessel.

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This one was one of the best…

They had to project their minds into a computer to fix it…

Some good commentary on it here…

It was a solid premise, but was produced by a company that had no idea about how to do sci-fi and no real budget.

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The 70’s sci-fi curse! How far we’ve come. Today it’s shit premise, company that has no idea how to do sci-fi, and budgets bigger than the GDP of most nations. Progress!

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I can’t believe there’s no Neil Breen here!

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Sadly, I feel you are correct… but anyway, if you need a good laugh over 16 45 minute episodes, I recommend it. You can see some great ideas in there, but man… just, they really butchered Harlan’s ideas, I hate to say.

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Okay, this is the best bad movie I’ve seen in ages. (Currently on Tubi, Plex, Fawesome, Screambox, and NightFlight (where I watched it)).

The plot is simple - it’s the mid-1980s, a rock band on tour must do a show in a small podunk town to impress a big record label guy.

But that small conservative town doesn’t take kindly to none of that there rockin’ and rollin’ in their town! Luckily for them (the townspeople) there’s a whole deformed family of serial killers who’ve managed to get the band to stay with them.

Fortunately for the band, one of the members had been reading old books in Latin and discovered a song that actually raises the dead. And also he had kinda fallen for a local girl. So after the serial killers kill the band, she plays the tape of the song, and that brings them back to life. But also brings the serial killers who got killed and other dead people back to life.

And after that it gets weird and hilarious. Very weird and hilarious.

I don’t want to spoil it so I won’t even say in spoiler tags what happens. But you will laugh out loud and you will say WTF at least a couple times if you watch this.

Music: good enough when the band (dead or alive) is playing.

Acting: well, let’s not talk about that. Ok actually, the fact that the zombies all walk like the people in the Little Big Skibidi video bears mention since the movie seems to have been about 35 years before before the video. That just made it more hilarious.

Script: certainly does have its moments, like when a woman is holding a severed head and saying to it “Antonio, are you alright?” There are some other good moments, but again, I don’t want to spoiler it, even if it is a 40 year old movie.

You’ve just gotta see this cultural treasure.

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I’m truly surprised Jon Milk Thor didn’t star in that.

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