Does Canada own the IP for orange body-spray?
Uh-huh.
And if you believe that, I have some nice beachfront property in Nevada to sell you.
Talk about your Bell-faced lie.
Telus about it.
Yeah, fo’ Shaw.
Rogers that.
Wind these puns gonna end?
When the Chatr dies down a bit.
The first part made me smile.
The second part made me laugh out loud.
Because of the notion that French would be secondary, hidden behind a second action (pressing 2)? 
Because, as a Canadian, every interaction with an telephone menu system starts with an introduction (which should have been presented in both languages), followed by being given the option to continue the interaction in French by pressing 2.
Bien sur, unless you are calling a location in Quebec, in which case the languages are reversed.
Which is why I specified as a Canadian. 
In other news…
That’s the kind of name I’d expect from a communist party, not a nationalist libertarian party.
The People’s Party of Canada will be based in Gatineau, Que.
Ah. I guess when Andrew Scheer and the Conservative loyalists told him to go to Hell, he misheard them as saying “Hull.”
Previous proposed names:
The Regressive Conservative Party
Too similar to pre-existing party of regressive Conservatives
The White People’s Party
Too obvious
With the implication that if you’re not in the Party, you’re not “people”. What could go wrong?
You don’t have to be in the Party to be people; you just have to identify it as your party.
Just like how they used to do it in East Germany!