Our ex-so-called president

Holy shit he actually said that.

Half of everything that comes out of that expired cheese’s mouth sounds like it’s from the world’s worst mob movie parody.

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Given that the only source for that article is the Daily Mail, I’m going to defer to their 121-year history of publishing absolutely farcical-level bullshit and go with “it’s the Mail, and therefore lies” until this is verified by at least two other independent sources.

I’d love to believe it’s true but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I take the Mail’s word on anything. The Mail could run a headline saying “The Sky is Blue” and I would immediately assume that something had changed since the last time I saw it.

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Earning your profile name one day at a time!

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I was about to reply “if only I could be as cynical as Paul Dacre” but no. I don’t think I would like that at all.

ETA: businessinsider is also clickbait-driven bullshit that has an “interpretative” attitude towards the truth, as far as I can tell…

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But…but George Carlin said we should pray to Joe Pesci instead of God…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOfurmrjxo

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  • Hillary Clinton
  • Donald Trump
  • Joe Pesci
  • God

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Did you know he started off as a musician?

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I knew he was a DJ in TX of all places…

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With the guy whom I think went on to “The Andy Griffith Show”…and we share a birthdate, only…um, 31 years apart, lol:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Burns

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No, I meant Joe Pesci.
That’s him playing guitar in the YouTube clip.

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I love Jack Burns and it bugs me that he talks only to George Carlin’s daughter and will not make appearances nor participate in podcast interviews.

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This doesn’t seem at all suspicious

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Um…that’s not Joe Pesci…is it? It doan even look like him!

But it is, weirdly enough.

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Joe Pesci was the guy who got Frankie Valli And The Four Seasons together.

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Well, nobody’s perfect.

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What do you mean? Totally fake news!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/understanding-donald-trumps-dark-shadow_us_581cf75ae4b044f827a78ca7?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003

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