Our Felonious Ex-President

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That sounds disturbingly familiar.

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Some nice graphics showing “executive time”:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/11/trumps-days-hard-work-generally-begin-am-even-busy-week/

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How else is he supposed to keep informed? I mean aside from Stephen Miller showing him clips of what’s actually happening at the border?

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Considering his adversarial position with the English language, and despite his god-like stamina and physique, I’m sure he’s exhausted after a busy day of tweeting.

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It’s murder on the thumbs, you know.

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Well, there is that.

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Doesn’t that just make the phone keyboard easier to use?

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[Trump] told supporters in El Paso, Texas, that he had had no time to study the agreement, but stressed that he would “never sign a bill that forces the mass release of violent criminals”.

And I’m working tomorrow, but would never sign a lease on a spaceship.

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James Bamford writes a sympathetic profile of Maria Butina

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Tongue in cheek, of course, but hits the mark:

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Is there any way to change the code in this thread so that the little hearts for “like” look like middle fingers?

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I, for one, welcome our new (polite) overlords!

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For me, they’re boxes with tiny lettering. If you want that, just switch fonts.

Sorry, that was meant as a joke. It always feels so weird to “like” something with a little heart when the poster is providing sad/scary/angering information, you know?

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Nah, they won’t be sorry. We’re borrowing a page from Sid Meier’s Civ and going for a cultural victory.

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