Our Felonious Ex-President

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Perfect.

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I remember Clinton explaining in an interview, held after he was no longer president, that he couldn’t send personal e-mails when he was president because of this law. Trump just acts like a toddler.

It’s an interesting habit to hold so strongly, though – wonder what other important papers he’s torn up and disappeared over the years.

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Thread:

https://twitter.com/ezlusztig/status/1006205048987062272?s=19

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I can foresee an exchange like the following, should Trump meet the Queen…

Trump: Pleased to meet you, Your Highness. Gotta be a sweet job you’ve got. Wonder if I can be a king myself…

HRM: Well, I’m afraid that isn’t possible, Mr. President. You see, America isn’t a kingdom.

Trump: Well, maybe I can be an emperor…

HRM: No, that won’t do either, I’m sorry to say. America isn’t an empire.

Trump: I heard of this guy called a Grand Duke - maybe that?

HRM: No, America isn’t a Grand Duchy.

Trump: Sad. What do you suppose I can be?

HRM: Well, America is a country…

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How about Imperial Wizard? Has a nice ring to it, which the minions can kiss.
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Like William Joseph Simmons or Hiram Wesley Evans? He’d fit right in. They were cunts too.

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https://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article212997894.html

I hope Trump never decides he loves Americans.

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Let’s not forget that Hitler’s invasion of Poland was historic too.

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I’d rather self-immolate, Thích Quảng Đức’ style than kiss that motherfucker’s anything.

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There appears to be little danger of that.

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I can assure you he hates NY. He probably feels the same way about the country.

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Well, to be honest one is a dictator, the other is a mere wannabe.

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Or, one is a dictator, and the other still needs to work on the tator part.

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Not the first time Li’l Kim has been called a wannabe.

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still needs to work on the tator part.

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