I think I found Mama Trump’s hairdo inspiration.
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Right now, they’d actually be right!
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That sent shivers down my spine.
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Sorta!
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We need to act quickly to limit this madman’s nuclear capability.
As for Kim Jong-un, he’s rational enough to know that it’s not in his best interests to attack us.
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I know the feeling. These past eight months seem like a great justification to begin abusing opioids.
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They’re literally abusing opioid by misspelling it. “FAKE SPELLING!”
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Oh, so Mom slept on her hair funny the night before?
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In order to stop opioids addiction, threatening to start WWIII is not helping.
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My solution to the NK crisis: hand out umbrellas to US servicemen in Guam as protection against Korean missiles. Then, having suitably mocked NK’s weapons program, ignore any future threats.
It’s getting silly watching Kim and Trump try to intimidate each other without actually doing anything. As I said at the other place, it’s like watching two Internet commenters who desperately want to punch each other, but lack the physical proximity to actually fight.
“Look, I’m planning a preemptive strike!”
“Yeah, well maybe we’ll preempt your preemptive strike!”
“Not if I preempt it first!”
I mean, he could even just offer Kim Jong-un a hug. These guys are both so used to dominance that they’ve never had to learn how to gracefully exit an unwinnable pissing match.
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If the alternative is killing innocents to prove their dick size, I’m totally okay with them doing nothing.
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Serious, it’s like the word “deescalation” has no meaning at all. Now, granted, it is a funny looking word, but if a dick swinging contest is the end of human civilization… fuck. Maybe the jellyfish or termites will survive and do better than us.
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the man loves to tweet, and suddenly he’s run out of things to say?
to contrast, here’s sanders:
if our dear leader was any sort of president he’d kick out bannon, gorka, and sessions. and, while he’s at it he could repudiate david duke’s comments on charlottesville, but he wont do that either.
“We are determined to take our country back,” Duke said from the rally, calling it a “turning point.” “We are going to fulfill the promises of Donald Trump. That’s what we believed in. That’s why we voted for Donald Trump, because he said he’s going to take our country back.”
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