Because
Silurians, you say?
Now I want a parasaurolophone!!
Brief tangent:
Isis alone knows why, but I am suddenly reminded of Tutankhamon’s trumpets.
Hala Hassan, curator of the Tutankhamun collection at the Egyptian Museum, claimed that it had “magical powers” and that “whenever someone blows into it, a war occurs”. During a documenting and photographing process, one of the museum’s staff had blown into it, and a revolution broke out a week later. The same thing had happened before with the 1967 war and prior to the 1991 gulf war, when a student was doing a comprehensive research on Tutankhamun’s collection."[7]
Well, hell, this could explain a lot!
Odd that she didn’t also mention its being played on Auntie Beeb radio just 4½ months before WWII broke out.
Volcanoes break out. Wars are started by interested parties.