Pedro was on Wait! Wait! Don’t tell me last Saturday. I thought of you while I listened.
Mad Magazine also did an LBJ scar/Vietnam joke:
The scar episode displayed his openness (bordering on raw) and strategically applied folksy ways that along the way made allies out of enemies. He used racist language and, as a congressman, he opposed civil rights bills. Becomes president then, using his legendary political skills, pushes Congress to pass fair housing, civil rights, and voting rights acts. I wonder if JFK, a “Yankee”, would have been able to get all three acts through.
(Note “Gulf of Tonkin” on his tummy.)
They love dragging St. Basil into it, though.
(I get it, it’s an easy and recognizable shorthand for Россия, but it’s so not the Kremlin.)
But the deep bloody red is so much more evocative than a bureaucratic building.
It was! End of May, 2017. Still accurate.