Programming

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Build your own antisocial writing rig with DOS and a $2 USB key

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Microsoft to preload Word minutes after boot

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Haven’t they done preloading for ages already?

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Not for Word specifically, I think.

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Open Document Format turns 20, but Microsoft Office still reigns supreme

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This really doesn’t make sense. It’s just a word processor! It doesn’t do anything different than a word processor from 30 years ago for 99% of what 99% of people use it for. And really, the ones we used on DOS and loaded from a floppy disk a decade before that still did most of those things. If a modern high-end machine needs to preload a word processor, then it’s doing something very wrong.

By comparison I just used a stopwatch to time loading LibreOffice Writer, and it loaded to a usable state in less than 3 seconds. I couldn’t click the stopwatch fast enough to get the exact time.

Perhaps Clippy is mining bitcoin while the program starts? Or creating AI-generated video walkthroughs of Clippy’s suggestions?

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Forget it, Jake - it's Microsoft

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Interview: Bjarne Stroustrup on 21st century C++, AI risks, and why the language is hard to replace

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