Puzzling Evidence

At the point where the “-nnaise” is left out of the name.

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At the point anything sweet or fruity is added!

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They’re going kind of far here, though.

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I wonder…

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At first I thought it was layered in a swirly pattern, like the label, rather than mixed together. But it (and the ones on the Heinz website) do NOT appeal to me. Who comes up with these things?

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Asphault?

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Funny, I looked up asfault, to make sure I had the right spelling, and found out it was really asphalt. So I knew I had to make a change. So I made the change you see. It’s all my phault.

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I’m convinced all these weirdo-flavor-combos are invented by people who’ve smoked some really good cannabis. Trust me on this one.

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“flavors of chocolate and cookies and creme along with notes of oak,”

Chocolate-infused wine, sure. And vanilla notes aren’t unusual. But cookies and creme seems an odd combo with oak…

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Could be worse.

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ugh, barefoot. The very essence of a generic alcohol brand.

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that was so good i can’t believe it. now i want more.

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Whatever was hiding in the basement wall has decided to show itself.

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So you live in Amityville?

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