There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Evidence for the latter continues to mount.
And in just three sentences, I was flung back again into the depths of existential despair.
Not that I ever fully climb out of that these days.
MAGAts will point out the mass of hair to the back of his head looks like an eagle.
Ooh, I just figured out how “MAGAt” is pronounced. Apropos.
Sounds like a hard job, doing all that by hand.
My office is encouraging us all to take our paid volunteer day before fiscal year end on 30 September.
I wonder what would happen if I told them I was catching a cheap flight to the UK to help with polishing a giant’s penis.
Everyone will want to come!
My team?
Yeah.
I found the guy who makes (some of) the puzzling evidence:
You have to watch the video, if only to wonder about the carpentry.
Roughly worked dimensional lumber. I am unimpressed. Is it part of the statement that is being made? Perhaps, but even using the same lumber a planer, some sand paper and a little love would have been much more impressive.
I wonder about a piece of spaghetti poking his eye. 
How about saws, knives, and cacti?
(Okay, me neither. It’s like power ASMR.)
Proper hearing protection is essential.
I guess the puzzling thing here is, does he have to do that to get around, or is he showing off? I suspect the former . . . either way it’s amazing.