looks like Santa was a very good boy that year.
because the original really needed a sequel?
and a part 3?
Think Iâll pass. 
Oh come on - havenât you ever caught a whiff of a freshly-opened can of cat food and thought, âHey, that doesnât smell half-bad!â
No.
For months I thought there was a horrible smell in the garbage area. I cleaned it several times before realizing it was Hydrocare, a liquid supplement for really old cats (Sona, 19 3/4) whose kidneys werenât what they used to be. It smells like a decaying corpse. Worse than the cauliflower we once left in a canvas bag for several months.
Sona likes it though.
I remember reading about senior citizens eating pet food during the 1970s and the Reagan years. And Iâm sure people have done it - back when pet food was actually cheaper than people food - but also before pet food started being marketed more to humans as being âgourmetâ.
I mean, what animal that eats its own vomit is qualified to be considered a gourmet?
(sorry about the grotesqueness of this, but itâs true!)
Why a critter which will happily eat the entire back half of a mouse gets finicky if the Friskies is the wrong flavor, I will never understand.
When my last dog was having arthritis issues, I used to try to tempt her into eating by nibbling a tiny morsel of her food. Most of it really wasnât yummy, though there was one Purina brand with salmon that wasnât half bad.
(The tactic didnât work too well, but medication from the vet did.)
What if we serve it in our finest crystal?
See the whole thing through crystal? No thanks!
Itâs not the same without Bettyâs voiceover (Betty being Ms. Bacallâs nickname):
As a curious kid who grew up with pets from a very young age, I can attest that yes, cat food does taste better than dog food.
Still wouldnât want to eat it.
i remember being very young and snacking on the dog kibble, and the horrified look on my momâs face when she found me.
Anyone who misuses an apostrophe in an advertisement shouldnât be taken seriously.