I’m pretty sure it’s worse.
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My sweet summer child! They’re hickies.
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Someone’s got the romance of a factory dust evacuation system.
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The young lady says paintball, and I have no reason to disbelieve her.
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Don’t you see the evenly-spaced indentures on the uppermost marking?
Clearly the ex is a vampire.
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Gender reveal parties take a horrible new turn
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All I can think is if there is a baby inside.
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My thought was that it was a metaphor for sex
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I am gonna go with what @chgoliz said.
But I also speak from experience that is what a paintball bruise looks like too.
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Can’t spell paint without “velocity”.
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FTFY 
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Paintball bruises have cuspid marks?
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Well no but my eyesight isn’t what it used to be either so didn’t notice that.
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These definitely look like suction bruises and not impact bruises
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Vampire paintballs?
(I smell a new rival to the Twilight series…)
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Sparkley lasertag?
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