A few minor disagreements.
Cutting the crusts off of your bread is wasteful and thus belongs in the evil row.
LG and LN need to be switched; a diagonal cut isn’t symmetrical.
And “cutting a mostly square shape into thirds horizontally” is less chaotic than “cutting a mostly square shape into thirds radially.”
I can state with firm belief in my correctness that the two people involved in making that chart have never had children. Chaotic Neutral is how you cut sandwiches when they’re still little, because it’s a mess if they try to pick up an entire half of a sandwich.
Of course, one could argue that the “chaotic” part is accurate, when you’re talking about little ones!
Chaotic good is a club sandwich. Mmm, tasty chaotic goodness!
This chart looks like a question on an IQ test. Near as I can tell, lawful sandwiches are cut once, chaotic sandwiches are cut twice, and neutral sandwiches have no restrictions. Good sandwiches have opposite corners cut. But after that the chart starts to break down.
I would think Chaotic Evil would be folding the sandwich like a New York slice, stuffing the entire thing in your mouth, and grinning fiendishly as it oozes from the corners of your mouth…
Chaotic evil would be placing the inside parts (including condiments) on the outside, then shoving the whole damn thing into your mouth, while making eye contact to assert dominance.
I thought of grilled cheese: cut for maximum dippage.
Needs a third dimension for filling. My least favorite is that thing they do in delis where they pile everything in the middle so you have to spend time rearranging things; otherwise the filling slides out when you pick up a half.
That’s what the toothpicks in a club sandwich are for: to hold things in place, so you shouldn’t have to rearrange things.
To avoid trips to the emergency room, I usually remove the stick before eating. YMMV.
Appropriate name.
I have a feeling that needs to be seen in context.
But the clip’s not from The Lady Vanishes. It’s from A Girl Must Live, which doesn’t even feature Basil “Charters” Radford.
I just assumed Basil Radford would have been in it too.
I’ll have to see that one someday.
That cartoon was just begging for a movie treatment.
