If she had some sort of a projectile weapon, she could plug it herself.
Because it’s clean or because it’s off-kilter?
Clean was my first guess.
The original post reminded me of an old story about a D&D game, and this also fits right in. I can’t find the original source, I remember it having to do with a DM with language differences from the players. But it went along the lines of this one:
GM: You walk into the room and there’s a fountain, and uh, there’s a leak in it.
PCs: We explore.
GM: What are you going to do about the leak?
Halfing: Uh? Okay, I uh, stick my finger in it.
GM: Okay, it casts fireball on you…
PCs: WTF?
Turns out, some people pronounce “lich” that way…
Three five-leaf and one four-leaf clovers from the backyard of the house I grew up in on Wayburn in Detroit, MI:
In The Mother Earth News, there was a cartoon, a one panel usually, drawn by a man named John something-or-other, and his characters had pointy noses and ping-pong ball type eyes.
Anyway, he did one of a gangster shooting a gun at a leek, who was so cute with lil feet and Xs for eyes; of course, the caption read, “Plugging a leek.”
Has anyone else been watching and laughing their ass off to the new “Hanging with Dr. Z” show? I’ve decided it’s pretty much perfect satire for Gen-Xers. Dana Gould has perfected his Dr. Zaius impersonation, and playing him as a super-dishy old hollywood personality is hilarious. There’s two episodes out now, and tomorrow (Monday) a new episode will drop:
There’s other stuff on youtube of him in his Dr. Z character, too. he’s apparently been doing it for years.
It would be funnier to me if he did it in the voice of Maurice Evans. Same personality, though.
Context for anyone unfamiliar with the ASL sign. Though I learned it with a hand position closer to what’s on the bag…
i kind of appreciate that he doesn’t attempt mimicry. i think his rummy mashup of Letterman, Carson, and Space Ghost hits the right note, heh.
Not sure how to interpret that, but on the surface it’s funny and a bit scary.
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Oh. Ha ha. That was unintentional.
I love Maurice Evann’s voice, though. And having him do a Robin-Leach-type would be fun.
The guy as he is now, however, is like a cross between Krusty the Klown and Space Ghost, the latter being almost too obvious.
i see more Carson/Letterman than Krusty, but there’s definitely a dash of Krusty thrown in for good measure.
I agree. Sometimes I want to get mad at autocorrect, but I’m all out of ducks to give.
… when you’re from Boston.